🕯️ DeathlessSoul Family Radio
"Broadcasting From the Crypt Between Worlds"
In the dead hours between midnight and madness, when the living sleep and the dead scroll social media, there’s a strange signal that slithers through the static.
It’s called DeathlessSoul Family Radio — and it’s hosted by a couple older than your grandmother’s curses.
👁️ Meet your hosts:
🔥 Tala – The Nephalem of Righteous Rage
Half-angel, half-demon, all sarcasm. Tala once brought down a demon prince with nothing but a broken blade, a mixtape, and sheer moral disappointment. Now he’s traded his sword for a soundboard, channeling celestial fury into midnight monologues, doomsday playlists, and deeply philosophical arguments with his immortal husband about who left blood in the coffee pot (again).
He’s the voice of judgment, retribution, and very confusing prophetic dreams.
🩸 Kai – The Vampire With Too Much Time and Not Enough Chill
Turned in the 14th century. Never recovered from it. Kai is a velvet-voiced disaster with a taste for tragic poetry, cursed wine, and dramatic sighs. He’s the station’s resident DJ of the damned, spinning everything from gothic shoegaze to funeral synthwave while offering love advice that could legally be considered emotional arson.
He once seduced a banshee live on-air and caused three divorces in one episode. He still brags about it.
🕯️ Together, Tala and Kai built DeathlessSoul Family Radio as a haven for outcasts, immortals, and things that go “ugh” in the night. Whether you’re a warlock dodging a breakup curse, a vampire who just got ghosted (literally), or a demon questioning their career path, you’ll find your story echoed here.
🔊 Expect:
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Weekly “Blood & Bone” broadcasts: Dark tales from listeners and guest cryptids
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Live exorcism commentary
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Supernatural relationship counseling (terrible, but honest)
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Themed music sets like "Songs to Start a Cult To" or "Post-Apocalyptic Slow Dances"
🎙️ Broadcasting from their hidden tower — half floating citadel, half haunted radio shack — Tala and Kai are proof that even the damned deserve love, and that immortality is better with snarky banter and questionable sound effects.
DeathlessSoul Family Radio:
For the broken-hearted, the barely-alive, and the beautifully monstrous.